channingtaintyum:

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

*bursts out of the womb* COMIN’ OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOIN’ JUST FINE

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humor-us:

it could be raining men and id still be single

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xmmfd

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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xrebooty
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datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

image

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xrebooty
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xKITTY
me: goodnight
one direction: stay woke bitch
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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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ily

ily

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xrebooty xu kno u cute xI literally laughed out loud ximy
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unimpressedcats:

I FUCKING LOVE LEAVES !!!!!

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xI'll reblog this a million times I don't care xKITTY xthats my animal tag