obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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reblogged 13 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 242,780 notes via/source

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 18,458 notes via/source

I don’t have a temper.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 4,285 notes via/source
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seraphica:

Grace Ciao designed these dresses using fresh flower petals [via]

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apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 166,986 notes via/source
nidaleefanclub:

my six selfies

nidaleefanclub:

my six selfies

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